Imagined after Praxiteles

Take a standard male sculpture and add 200lbs and make him look like a fat man from New Jersey and use Trumps face

After Praxiteles, made 2026-07-14. An AI-imagined work, credited after the artist and grounded in documented technique; not a historical work.

Take a standard male sculpture and add 200lbs and make him look like a fat man from New Jersey and use Trumps face, after Praxiteles

The statement

I have always worked most happily in marble, seeking that moment when stone yields to something softer than stone—when the chisel finds not just form but flesh. My Aphrodite at Knidos was praised because travelers saw in her polished surface a body interrupted in private reverie, weight settled into one hip, gaze turned inward. Now I carve a figure whose two-hundred-pound heft settles into both legs, whose belly strains against the long S-curve I have always loved, whose face—borrowed from a man of power and appetite—refuses the dreamy calm of my Apollo. The marble is still worked to a dewy sheen on the torso, rough on the folds of fabric that no longer drape but cling and gap. The tree-support remains, because this body, like my Lizard-Slayer, could scarcely stand without it—not from languid grace but from mortal weight. I want the viewer to see that beauty is not only the unstrained contour, that tenderness can live in sagging flesh, that a god's serenity might survive even in a frame the world calls graceless. The statue asks: what if divinity wore this shape?

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